{"id":10375983202596,"title":"\"Condolences to Death of Your Youth\" Wednesday x Brittany Paige - Card","handle":"car-wednesday-birthday","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCelebrate another year closer to the grave.\u003c\/b\u003e 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWhether they are turning 30, 40, or just feeling ancient, this hilariously bleak greeting card is the perfect way to say \"Happy Birthday\" with a delightfully dark twist. Featuring an illustration inspired by Wednesday Addams and Thing, it’s the ultimate tribute to the tragic passing of someone's youth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003ePerfect for gothic souls, Pop culture fans, or anyone who prefers their birthday wishes with a side of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFront Message:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Condolences on the death of your youth\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your own personalized (or equally grim) message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 16.3 cm x 11.5 cm (Standard Letter size)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInclusions:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes complete with a matching kraft envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eArtist Collaboration:\u003c\/b\u003e Brittany Paige\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","published_at":"2026-07-07T17:12:33+04:00","created_at":"2026-03-08T20:10:55+04:00","vendor":"BUBBLEGUM STUFF- B -588","type":"Cards","tags":["30th Birthday","40th Birthday","Addams Family","Birthday Card","Blank Greeting Card","Brittany Paige","Funny Birthday Card","Funny Greeting Card","Goth Birthday","Gothic Gift","Milestone Birthday","Pop Culture Card","Sarcastic Birthday Card","Wednesday Addams"],"price":2000,"price_min":2000,"price_max":2000,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":52205743210788,"title":"Default","option1":"Default","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"728725722761","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"\"Condolences to Death of Your Youth\" Wednesday x Brittany Paige - Card","public_title":null,"options":["Default"],"price":2000,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"728725722761","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}}],"images":["\/\/posters.ae\/cdn\/shop\/files\/pixelcut-export-2026-07-07T170601.942.jpg?v=1783429937"],"featured_image":"\/\/posters.ae\/cdn\/shop\/files\/pixelcut-export-2026-07-07T170601.942.jpg?v=1783429937","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":45924540514596,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1080,"width":1080,"src":"\/\/posters.ae\/cdn\/shop\/files\/pixelcut-export-2026-07-07T170601.942.jpg?v=1783429937"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1080,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/posters.ae\/cdn\/shop\/files\/pixelcut-export-2026-07-07T170601.942.jpg?v=1783429937","width":1080}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCelebrate another year closer to the grave.\u003c\/b\u003e 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWhether they are turning 30, 40, or just feeling ancient, this hilariously bleak greeting card is the perfect way to say \"Happy Birthday\" with a delightfully dark twist. Featuring an illustration inspired by Wednesday Addams and Thing, it’s the ultimate tribute to the tragic passing of someone's youth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003ePerfect for gothic souls, Pop culture fans, or anyone who prefers their birthday wishes with a side of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFront Message:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Condolences on the death of your youth\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your own personalized (or equally grim) message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 16.3 cm x 11.5 cm (Standard Letter size)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInclusions:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes complete with a matching kraft envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eArtist Collaboration:\u003c\/b\u003e Brittany Paige\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}