{"id":10375983235364,"title":"\"Don't Be So Depressed\" x Brittany Paige - Greeting Card","handle":"car-dont-be-so-depressed-its-your-b-d","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCelebrate another year around the sun with a healthy dose of dramatic flair.\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for the pop culture obsessive, music lover, or the friend who treats getting older like a tragic Victorian opera, this hilarious birthday card strikes the perfect balance of humor and style. Featuring a stunning illustration by Brittany Paige, it captures that iconic, dramatically-fainting mood we all feel when another birthday rolls around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFront Message:\u003c\/b\u003e \"don't be so DEPRESSED THAT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your own personalized message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality illustration in collaboration with artist Brittany Paige\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium kraft brown paper envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e Letter size (16.3 cm x 11.5 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes sealed in a protective clear sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","published_at":"2026-07-07T16:44:18+04:00","created_at":"2026-03-08T20:11:00+04:00","vendor":"BUBBLEGUM STUFF- B -588","type":"Cards","tags":["birthday card with envelope","brittany paige card","dramatic birthday card","funny birthday card","funny card for friend","humorous birthday cards","meme birthday card","music fan gift","pop culture birthday card","unique greeting cards"],"price":2000,"price_min":2000,"price_max":2000,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":52205743243556,"title":"Default","option1":"Default","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"646414685978","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"\"Don't Be So Depressed\" x Brittany Paige - Greeting Card","public_title":null,"options":["Default"],"price":2000,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"646414685978","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}}],"images":["\/\/posters.ae\/cdn\/shop\/files\/pixelcut-export-2026-07-07T164340.116.jpg?v=1783428242"],"featured_image":"\/\/posters.ae\/cdn\/shop\/files\/pixelcut-export-2026-07-07T164340.116.jpg?v=1783428242","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":45924479992100,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1080,"width":1080,"src":"\/\/posters.ae\/cdn\/shop\/files\/pixelcut-export-2026-07-07T164340.116.jpg?v=1783428242"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1080,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/posters.ae\/cdn\/shop\/files\/pixelcut-export-2026-07-07T164340.116.jpg?v=1783428242","width":1080}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCelebrate another year around the sun with a healthy dose of dramatic flair.\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for the pop culture obsessive, music lover, or the friend who treats getting older like a tragic Victorian opera, this hilarious birthday card strikes the perfect balance of humor and style. 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